The Constitutional Monarchy of Montblancia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, aversion to nipples, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 380 million Montblancians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaeladhras. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Montblancian economy, worth 26.5 trillion Kyrans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,637 Kyrans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Montblancia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Montblancia is ranked 234,803^rd in the world and 557^th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 380 million capita.