The Greater Republic of Moryazvia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Maksimilian Borisov with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.157 billion Moryazvians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severodzhan. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moryazvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,997 trillion Moryazvian Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,175 Moryazvian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is reining in public spending, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and Maksimilian Borisov claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moryazvia's national animal is the Black Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Catholicism.

Moryazvia is ranked 1,489^th in the world and 16^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 74.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.