Population | 11.171 billion |
Capital | Berlin |
Leader | Empress Tanya Degurechaff |
Faith | Cult of Iron |
Currency | Deutsche Marks |
Animal | Dragon |
The Meritocratical Stratocracy of Motsumoto is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Tanya Degurechaff with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.171 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Motsumotoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,849 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 434,137 Deutsche Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Artists are pillars of society, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Motsumoto's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Iron.
Motsumoto is ranked 292,511th in the world and 10,095th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 2.24849161652 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Motsumoto was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Motsumoto's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, the children of Motsumoto are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Motsumoto was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Mother Knows Best State".