The Constitutional Monarchy of Mountainairy is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Snowwhite with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.313 billion Mountainairians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mountlake. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mountainairian economy, worth 641 trillion Monts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,758 Monts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, bris parties are all the rage, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mountainairy's national animal is the Capricorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fairytales.

Mountainairy is ranked 19,162^nd in the world and 258^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.41 law-abiding acts per hour.