The Kingdom of Mouzura is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.708 billion Gays have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Gay economy, worth 69.3 trillion Coins a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,577 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, survivors of attempted maternal infanticide are sentenced to live with their mothers forever, and just as students finish their homework it's time for school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mouzura's national animal is the Owlbear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mouzura is ranked 179,263^rd in the world and 14^th in The Grey Wardens for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 42.93 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.