The Republic of Mul is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Naomi Watts with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.943 billion Mulians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mulholland. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mulian economy, worth 507 trillion Mulas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 172,448 Mulas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tightness of border controls in Mul leave a little to be desired, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, the news is showing footage of Naomi Watts bullying an old man to the point of tears, and the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mul's national animal is the Mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mul is ranked 301,580^th in the world and 1,051^st in Talonia for Fattest Citizens, with 4.23 Obesity Rate.