The Empire of Mybeeria is a large, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 67 million Mybeerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Mybeerian economy, worth 2.11 trillion Mybeers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,534 Mybeers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mybeeria's national animal is the Myalcohol, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mybeeria is ranked 86,438^th in the world and 123^rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Food Quality, scoring 25.71 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.