by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 581stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,218thMost Influential: 1,275th
The Dictatorship of
Corrupt Dictatorship
In our dominus we trust
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Myness

Population8.239 billion

CapitalMypolis
LeaderThe Dominus

Currencymynor
Animalcalamander

The Dictatorship of Myness is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Dominus with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.239 billion Mynessians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mypolis. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mynessic economy, worth 799 trillion mynors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. Average income is 97,015 mynors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mynessians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', hell is not always other people, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of The Dominus's most personal functions, and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myness's national animal is the calamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myness is ranked 28,753rd in the world and 385th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,390.5460892166 days.

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Best Weather: 4,050thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,260thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,484thSafest: 5,627thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,676thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,763rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,371stHealthiest Citizens: 6,907thMost Pacifist: 7,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,232ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,636thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,444thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,756thHighest Food Quality: 10,385thMost Inclusive: 11,603rdNicest Citizens: 13,875thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,605thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,135thLargest Governments: 15,264thMost Cultured: 16,529thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,280thSmartest Citizens: 17,957thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,692ndMost Developed: 22,024thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,391stMost Secular: 25,519thMost Income Equality: 28,663rdMost Stationary: 28,753rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 79th in the regionMost Influential: 82nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 94th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 107th in the regionBest Weather: 113th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 126th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 164th in the regionSafest: 168th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 172nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 177th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 184th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 196th in the regionMost Pacifist: 198th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 199th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 222nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 269th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 290th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 331st in the regionMost Inclusive: 340th in the regionMost Stationary: 385th in the regionNicest Citizens: 394th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 397th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 401st in the regionMost Cultured: 416th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 428th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 437th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 474th in the regionNudest: 499th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 519th in the regionMost Developed: 551st in the regionLargest Populations: 562nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 570th in the regionMost Secular: 571st in the region

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