The United States of NOPEER is a massive, safe nation, ruled by i will rule all with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.349 billion NOPEs in the wild and $hittys of men are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of time to die people. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.9%.

The powerhouse NOPEERian economy, worth 97.6 trillion $hits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,318 $hits, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, and businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NOPEER's national animal is the THE Dead ONES, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is violence is no more.

NOPEER is ranked 195,604^th in the world and 4^th in Altie for Largest Populations, with 1.35 billion capita.