The Principality of Naberiuse is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cynical population of 161 million Naberiuseans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The Naberiusean economy, worth 9.33 trillion Naberius Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 57,970 Naberius Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Naberiuse's national animal is the Viper.

Naberiuse is ranked 159,088^th in the world and 114^th in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.41 law-abiding acts per hour.