
| Population | 12.064 billion |
| Capital | Comet Town |
| Leader | Zoid The Rebel |
| Faith | Bangtanism |
| Currency | Constellation |
| Animal | Dove |
The Bangtan Nation of Namkada is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Zoid The Rebel with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.064 billion Namkadans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comet Town. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Namkadan economy, worth a remarkable 2,054 trillion Constellations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 170,266 Constellations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, surveillance cameras are banned, war is made in the name of love, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown. Namkada's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bangtanism.
Namkada is ranked 305,485th in the world and 1,058th in Talonia for Fattest Citizens, with 2.78 Obesity Rate.
Endorsements Received: 3 »
Principado Blake, Heraky, and
Urakka.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Namkada voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting the Humanities in Education and Research".
- : Following new legislation in
Namkada, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in
Namkada, war is made in the name of love.
- : Following new legislation in
Namkada, surveillance cameras are banned.
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Namkada voted for the World Assembly Resolution "No Punishment Without Prior Law".
- : Following new legislation in
Namkada, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in
Namkada, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
- : Following new legislation in
Namkada, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
- : Following new legislation in
Namkada, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
- : Following new legislation in
Namkada, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.














































































