The Empire of Napoleono is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Nick I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.626 billion Napoleonish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchester. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Napoleonoish economy, worth 244 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 150,571 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The freedom to be free is always just out of reach, bizarre-looking creatures called 'dragondogs' dominate wildlife preserves, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Napoleono's national animal is the dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

Napoleono is ranked 169,998^th in the world and 2^nd in New Commonwealth for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 53.14 on the Clooney Contribution Index.