The Kingdom of Narumitsugay is a very large, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 154 million Narumitsugayians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Narumitsugayian economy, worth 3.95 trillion lesbians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,654 lesbians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, and the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narumitsugay's national animal is the Moomin.

Narumitsugay is ranked 124,808^th in the world and 92^nd in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.38 law-abiding acts per hour.