The Kingdom of Nassovia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Anna with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.256 billion Nassovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aisbourg. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nassovian economy, worth 170 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,224 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, and Queen Anna can cry on demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nassovia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Nassovia.

Nassovia is ranked 143,594^th in the world and 8^th in Meillur for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 649.12 on the Gilded Widget Scale.