The National Assembly of Nationary is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nation Person with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.22 billion Nationaryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nation City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nationaryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,879 trillion National Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,004 National Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationary's national animal is the National Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Nationary is ranked 169,944^th in the world and 142^nd in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 60.56 on the Clooney Contribution Index.