The Federal Republic of Naurenia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Andronico with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.853 billion Naurenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acheron. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The powerhouse Naurenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,846 trillion Nus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,631 Nus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naurenia's national animal is the Giant Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Naurenia is ranked 32,534^th in the world and 48^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 12.9 billion capita.