The Free Land of Neamhspleachas is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 331 million Neamhspleachasians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceannlárach. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Neamhspleachasian economy, worth 11.3 trillion Laoches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 34,156 Laoches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and Neamhspleachas has designated Ceannlárach as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neamhspleachas's national animal is the Black Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neamhspleachas is ranked 41,977^th in the world and 128^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 104.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.