The United Socialist States of Neeloosh is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 185 million Neelooshians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Neelooshian economy, worth 7.99 trillion Neelooshian Neylons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,176 Neelooshian Neylons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children have only the most basic of education, workers have seized control of the economy, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neeloosh's national animal is the Neelooshian Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neeloosh is ranked 54,806^th in the world and 358^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 101.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.