The United Federation of Nesalria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dion Berke with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.763 billion Nesalrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Domonston. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nesalrian economy, worth 315 trillion Nesalrian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,925 Nesalrian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, foreign workers are flooding in as Nesalrian Dollars flood out, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nesalria's national animal is the Bearded Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nesalria is ranked 13,743^rd in the world and 14^th in The United Federations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,493.33 on the Clooney Contribution Index.