The Republic of Neubayern is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 14.153 billion Neubayerisches have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu-Munchen. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neubayernian economy, worth a remarkable 1,924 trillion Thalers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,979 Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chancellor's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, the legislature has come out as bicameral, and gift baskets often contain working nukes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neubayern's national animal is the Snow Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelical Christian.

Neubayern is ranked 188,084^th in the world and 7,015^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,411.27 Standard Monetary Units.