The AttenCHUN Republic of NewPakistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Wayne Hardnett Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.165 billion BoneCrusheristanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BoneCrusheristani economy, worth 155 trillion AttenCHUNs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,482 AttenCHUNs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, there's no representation without taxation, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewPakistan's national animal is the Bone Crusher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is AttenCHUNism.

NewPakistan is ranked 33,539^th in the world and 38^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,293.51 on the Gilded Widget Scale.