The Federal Republic of Nistilonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.09 billion Nistilonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melkizidane. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nistilonian economy, worth 59.9 trillion Nistils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 54,981 Nistils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, Leader has just been declared ruler of Nistilonia in an international press conference, and patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nistilonia's national animal is the Anole, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nistilonia is ranked 58,380^th in the world and 26^th in League of Christian Nations for Safest, scoring 99.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.