The Star Trek Online of Nlhp is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Neil with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 14.746 billion Nlhpians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enterprise D. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Nlhpian economy, worth 776 trillion Zens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,646 Zens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, Nlhp has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nlhp's national animal is the Jax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nlhp is ranked 6,836^th in the world and 63^rd in Europeia for Safest, scoring 126.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.