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Most Conservative: 5,161stMost Authoritarian: 7,457thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,675th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Puppet.
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Rare

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NoFreedomWhatsoever

Population232 million

CurrencySouls
AnimalSnake

The Dictatorship of NoFreedomWhatsoever is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 232 million DamnedSouls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped NoFreedomWhatsoeverian economy, worth 6.82 trillion Souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,413 Souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Leader's eyes only', and veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NoFreedomWhatsoever's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NoFreedomWhatsoever is ranked 52,146th in the world and 8th in Underworld for Most Corrupt Governments, with 37.03 kickbacks per hour.

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Most Conservative: 5,161stMost Authoritarian: 7,457thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,675thTop
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Safest: 19,230thMost Secular: 23,207thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,977th
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Safest: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NoFreedomWhatsoever was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : NoFreedomWhatsoever was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : NoFreedomWhatsoever was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : NoFreedomWhatsoever was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in NoFreedomWhatsoever, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Following new legislation in NoFreedomWhatsoever, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Leader's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in NoFreedomWhatsoever, students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games.
  • : Following new legislation in NoFreedomWhatsoever, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in NoFreedomWhatsoever, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : NoFreedomWhatsoever's influence in Underworld rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".

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