The Kingdom of Nobaria is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 177 million Nobarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 11.6%.

The very strong Nobarian economy, worth 14.2 trillion Nobaria credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 80,358 Nobaria credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, the government has been criticized for giving away Nobaria's territory to anyone who claims it, voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nobaria's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nobaria is ranked 118,213^th in the world and 142^nd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,006.35 on the Gilded Widget Scale.