The Empire of NokiaCraft is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Talitiainen with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.925 billion NokiaCraftians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NokiaCraftian economy, worth 413 trillion NokiaCraftin markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,379 NokiaCraftin markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, Queen Talitiainen signs the laws but abides by none of them, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NokiaCraft's national animal is the moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NokiaCraft is ranked 14,267^th in the world and 2^nd in Abgano for Most Corrupt Governments, with 125.72 kickbacks per hour.