The Commonwealth of Nonador is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Edward Brooke with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 24.873 billion Soulmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soul City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Soulman economy, worth a remarkable 5,154 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,239 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads Council of Nations for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Soulman as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nonador's national animal is the Arcadian River Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is undefined.

Nonador is ranked 7,392^nd in the world and 1^st in Council of Nations for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,895.78 pounds of wildlife per square mile.