Population | 21.359 billion |
Capital | megatropalas |
Leader | Shail Patel |
Currency | Money |
Animal | Koala Bear |
The Empire of Northcanadia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Shail Patel with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.359 billion Northcanadians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of megatropalas. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Northcanadian economy, worth a remarkable 8,415 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 394,019 Monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,168,089 per year while the poor average 104,331, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.
International commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and Shail Patel reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is totally unknown. Northcanadia's national animal is the Koala Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Northcanadia is ranked 40,138th in the world and 1,069th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.63 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Northcanadia was endorsed by The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
- : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, Shail Patel reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
- : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism.
- : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, Northcanadian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
- : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 27 » Panormia, TorNaGul, Farrakhan, Andromeda Islands, Emeseses, New Anarchisticstan, Razorback, Extebly, POPULICA, Saavir Yuvon, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Falangist Quebec, Arctic Lands, Himadras, Orcuo, Nation6, Europeasia, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, New French Nation, Llanfyrhall, Hyponichtmallieturam, Stal Valley, ECC Norway, and Mad Jack Is Rejected.