The Federal Republic of Noveania is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate population of 3.316 billion Noveanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euphoren. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noveanian economy, worth 325 trillion Noeas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,284 Noeas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Noveanian weed picker are way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noveania's national animal is the great Noveanian bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Non-retardism.

Noveania is ranked 39,491^st in the world and 63^rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,722.81 on the Gilded Widget Scale.