Population | 10.947 billion |
Capital | New Amsterdam |
Leader | Christian Wessle |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Hawk |
The Republic of Noyy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Christian Wessle with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.947 billion Noyyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Noyyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,017 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,273 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Noyyians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noyy's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Noyy is ranked 2,097th in the world and 3rd in The United Federations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,042.2 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noyy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Noyy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Most Developed, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Noyy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Noyy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Following new legislation in Noyy, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty.
- : Following new legislation in Noyy, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Noyyians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
- : Following new legislation in Noyy, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
- : Following new legislation in Noyy, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it.
- : Following new legislation in Noyy, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
- : Noyy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » Voopmont, CommunistChina, The New United Socialist Random Empire, Xenmor, and BJMShaw.