The Kingdom of Nudistonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.509 billion Nudistonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Codipidyn. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nudistonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,087 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nudistonia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Naturism.

Nudistonia is ranked 20,022^nd in the world and 26^th in Nudist Dreamland for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,179.14 on the Clooney Contribution Index.