The Kingdom of NumbToes is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.15 billion NumbToesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong NumbToesian economy, worth 83.0 trillion Effs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,130 Effs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, the government has become increasingly militant, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NumbToes's national animal is the Witcher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NumbToes is ranked 112,391^st in the world and 4,694^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,186.56 Standard Monetary Units.