The Sacred Reich of Nuremburgia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Someone with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.195 billion Nuremburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumpsville. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuremburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,183 trillion Turds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,674 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Nuremburgia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuremburgia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nuremburgia is ranked 5,162^nd in the world and 78^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.78 law-abiding acts per hour.