The Republic of Oceanoearth is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 96 million Oceanoearthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Oceanoearthian economy, worth 3.94 trillion Oceans a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,063 Oceans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions. Crime is totally unknown. Oceanoearth's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Oceanoearth is ranked 167,128^th in the world and 155^th in Eurth for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 452.6 on the Gilded Widget Scale.