The United States of Ogrie is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Dan Coleman with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.521 billion Ogrieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton DC. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ogriean economy, worth 349 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 99,334 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs', and charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ogrie's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ogrie is ranked 261,149^th in the world and 555^th in United States of America for Safest, scoring 15.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.