The Kingdom of Olarista is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joaquim with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.243 billion Olarienses live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olaria City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Olaristan economy, worth a remarkable 2,456 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 298,063 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

A full moon at night lets economists sleep tight, the election for Joaquim's office's janitor is heating up, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, and television executives are interested in turning Joaquim's zany home life into a sitcom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olarista's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Olarista is ranked 6,537^th in the world and 15^th in Portugal for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,404.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.