The 😟ฬєเг๔๏ร of OmniGooch is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Goocho with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 4.845 billion OmniGoochians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KamiGooch. The average income tax rate is 17.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OmniGoochian economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 261,901 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border, OmniGooch has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OmniGooch's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goochism.

OmniGooch is ranked 5,580^th in the world and 6^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,696.41 on the Gilded Widget Scale.