The Free Land of Omniabstracta is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Science with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.708 billion Omniabstractans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telstracta. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Omniabstractan economy, worth a remarkable 3,907 trillion Abnihils a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,643 Abnihils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Omniabstracta's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Omniabstractan stage setups, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten. Crime is totally unknown. Omniabstracta's national animal is the Bugbear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Omniabstracta is ranked 4,575^th in the world and 2^nd in Kerbin for Highest Food Quality, scoring 213.48 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.