The Queendom of OneGayBraincell is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fatima with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.09 billion OneGayBraincellians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Techua. The average income tax rate is 62.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The OneGayBraincellian economy, worth 53.0 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,601 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed Sea turtleball players cannot remember their lineup position, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OneGayBraincell's national animal is the Sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

OneGayBraincell is ranked 245,003^rd in the world and 9,220^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,419.89 Standard Monetary Units.