Population | 13.6 billion |
Capital | Scranton |
Leader | First Citizen Badass |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Hawk |
The Federal Republic of Ophaesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Citizen Badass with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.6 billion Ophaesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scranton. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Ophaesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,196 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 161,471 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Ophaesia, and every school is receiving a brand new eraser. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ophaesia's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ophaesia is ranked 14,468th in the world and 11th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,352.21 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ophaesia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Ophaesia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Ophaesia was endorsed by The Nirmocracy of Nirmolland.
- : Ophaesia was endorsed by The Democratic Socialists of Chivka.
- : Ophaesia was endorsed by The I like Baseball of Western Arba Fir.
- : Ophaesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Economic Output, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Ophaesia was endorsed by The Diplomatically Immune State of America the Greater.
- : Ophaesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Ophaesia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Ophaesia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 31 » Yodle, Santu Surgo, Mars Hotel, Lotarmy, Asturii, The Washington Federation, Greater Drussi, Triangola, Sicario Mercenary Corps, Lemona, Hitentherps, Batcountry, Ardeyn, United Lovervyche, Celist, Enricia, The Bankland, Voxelburg, Amonagus, Gine Caruttiva, Vladyslak, Puttt, Placuchia, Partisan Italy, Achrom, Pyhdon, Claibornia, America the Greater, Western Arba Fir, Chivka, and Nirmolland.