Population | 2.235 billion |
Capital | Opune City |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | dinar |
Animal | Giraffe |
The Emirate of Opune is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 2.235 billion Opuneans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opune City. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Opunean economy, worth 188 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 84,503 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and contestants on Opune's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opune's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Opune is ranked 233,645th in the world and 125th in Africa for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.91 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Opune was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Opune, contestants on Opune's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
- : Following new legislation in Opune, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Opune, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Following new legislation in Opune, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
- : Opune was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Opune, the new Opunean-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage.
- : Following new legislation in Opune, the OBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
- : Following new legislation in Opune, the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS.
- : Following new legislation in Opune, Leader's reputation is hard as nails.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Khoikhoia.