The United Hegemony of Ordimus is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.043 billion Ordimians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlas. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ordimusian economy, worth 567 trillion Kreddits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,355 Kreddits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new one Kreddit coin also makes a handy throwing-star, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ordimus's national animal is the Orcus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ordimus is ranked 39,363^rd in the world and 138^th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 11.0 billion capita.