The Commonwealth of Osvia-Napaloreux is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Head Chairman Wilk with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.042 billion Osvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napalia. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Osvian economy, worth 342 trillion Dresels a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,750 Dresels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osvia-Napaloreux's national animal is the Golden Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Osvia-Napaloreux is ranked 25,833^rd in the world and 3^rd in Crimson Spire for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,203.36 on the Gilded Widget Scale.