The Republic of Panlansia is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 389 million Panlansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scorhine. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Panlansian economy, worth 26.8 trillion Lansians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,848 Lansians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, the endangered saltwater humpback Monoth is only seen in captivity programs, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panlansia's national animal is the Monoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panlansia is ranked 10,959^th in the world and 93^rd in Europeia for Safest, scoring 119.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.