The Imperial Kingdom of Pauldustllah is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Royal Magesty Eric the 12th with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 35.039 billion Pauldustllahanis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farpoint. The average income tax rate is 22.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pauldustllahani economy, worth a remarkable 8,172 trillion Dusties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,239 Dusties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, politicians look weirdly alike, and Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pauldustllah's national animal is the spider monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.

Pauldustllah is ranked 284,575^th in the world and 39^th in Greater Ixnay for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -17.11 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.