The Republic of Paxita is a massive, genial nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.431 billion Paxitans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Paxitan economy, worth 116 trillion flinters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 81,726 flinters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paxita's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Paxita is ranked 193,586^th in the world and 372^nd in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 1.43 billion capita.