The Holy Empire of Phasedoria is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 502 million Phasedorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zasrgard. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Phasedorian economy, worth 34.9 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,482 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, and songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phasedoria's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Phasedoria is ranked 91,805^th in the world and 182^nd in Wintreath for Most Beautiful Environments, with 577.38 pounds of wildlife per square mile.