The Fantabulousness of Pichtonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Me with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 17.543 billion Pichtos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pridetown. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pichto economy, worth a remarkable 1,638 trillion Peanuts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 93,393 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, millions of Pichtos are excellent swimmers, commemoration of the Great Europeia War costs almost as much as the war itself, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pichtonia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Brewdaism.

Pichtonia is ranked 25,034^th in the world and 188^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 111.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.