The Community of Pigeonalty is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ala Fry with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 1.037 billion Pigeonaltyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dove City. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pigeonaltyian economy, worth 100 trillion Wigeons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,045 Wigeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, women across the country are tying the knot, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pigeonalty's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pigeonalty is ranked 41,243^rd in the world and 21^st in Rushmore for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,577.34 on the Gilded Widget Scale.