Population | 3.461 billion |
Capital | Rodrom |
Leader | Supreme Leader Benjamin |
Faith | Supreme Leader Benjamin |
Currency | Binate |
Animal | Banshee |
The Dictatorship of Pinesnon is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Benjamin with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.461 billion Pinesnonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rodrom. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Pinesnonian economy, worth 546 trillion Binates a year, is broadly diversified and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,811 Binates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
After every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinesnon's national animal is the Banshee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Supreme Leader Benjamin.
Pinesnon is ranked 120,239th in the world and 149th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 122.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pinesnon, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
- : Following new legislation in Pinesnon, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in Pinesnon, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
- : Following new legislation in Pinesnon, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
- : Following new legislation in Pinesnon, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
- : Following new legislation in Pinesnon, movie references are legally admissible in court.
- : Following new legislation in Pinesnon, the legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Pinesnon, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Pinesnon with a very polite populace.
- : Following new legislation in Pinesnon, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Pinesnon.
- : Following new legislation in Pinesnon, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Witchcraft and Sorcery, Utel, and Turinese Empire.